Uncle Jo becomes this site's Agony Uncle!
Uncle Jo Stalin has kindly agreed to be this sites official agony uncle.We did ask
Adolf Hitler but he is busy working for davidcameron.com .He will answer all questions whether they be personal or political.please send you letters seeking advice to info@gordonbrown.com
Dear uncle Jo, 3 dec 2008
I'm very worried about the arrest of the oppositon MP using anti-terror laws
when he clearly was using the age old method of civil servant leaks to expose government inefficiency. It has also become apparent that Damian Green's offices in the houses of parliament were raided by the police without a warrant. Isn't this a further slide down the slippery slope to a police state and all that goes along with that such as the erosion of civil liberties?
thnks Delroy H.,Dagenham
Dear Delroy,
First of all let me say a quick 'I told you so' on your capitalist meltdown.
Comrade Brown is not worthy of my surname as a nickname.He has been soft on this traitor.No Siberian Gulag just a nine hour arrest,what is that.....'Stalin lite'.
Let be assure you as I have assured your 'great' leader that the proletariat have spoken;They want Change. He should make a deal with mother Russia and deport all those traitors who are not willing to vote for him or who are engaged in other traitorous behaviour.Give the proletariat the change they need but don't know they want from New Labour to Hard Labour.
with affection,As always, Comrade Stalin
p.s Keep production levels up or we will look you up!
Uncle Jo,
I've been feeling very depressed after hearing that the G8 are not going to
keep their promises and that millions of deaths will ensue...rgds Marvin,Cardiff
REPLY
Dear Marvin,
firstly depression is a capitalist concoction so it is a figment of your imagination.secondly stop being a woman and grow a moustache .thirdly,how the hell do you i think i feel! this eightski group of second rate politicians can overshadow my lifes work of being the greatest mass murderer in history.Hope this helps Marvin,rgds Comrade Stalin
